Bertram looks sweet but he is a devil in disguise. This feller here is a wild one!"Clyde seeks Bonnie to be partners in crime... I am a trouble maker! Techno-hedonist prone to psychobabble and taking stupid risks. Fun craving, riot inciting, thrill seeking geek girls preferred. Choir girls need not apply, because I plan on committing a few sins and misdemeanors in my time. I got booted off Match.com for cyber stalking but I'm better now."
Buzet speaka English good. He likes long walks on the beaches, holding hands, and a woman who can "dress wounds". I am hoping those are wounds from cupids arrows hitting him (sigh)."I am looking for someone who can hold my attention, keep up with me, and who knows how to dress a wound. I am attracted to a girl with a job and a car. preferably a Camarro. I like to meet big american girl."
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HAHAHA Wow! I laughed for about an hour over this one. I'm pretty sure the second one is a terrorist going off the "dress a wound" bit...Yikes!! That is hilarious! Men can mail order a beautiful Russian but apparently we, women, get slim pickins when it comes to purchasing a companion!
Oh my gosh. This is the craziest thing ever. There are some real kooks out there...thanks for showing them to me.
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