Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Looking for a HUSBAND?

Well the great news is that you can mail order a husband today! That's right, this is the discussion we had in my psychology diagnosis class, how if you Google "mail order husbands" (make sure your safe search is on!) and click on the first link http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/ ...man there are some keepers. Here are some of my favorite!

Bertram looks sweet but he is a devil in disguise. This feller here is a wild one!

"Clyde seeks Bonnie to be partners in crime... I am a trouble maker! Techno-hedonist prone to psychobabble and taking stupid risks. Fun craving, riot inciting, thrill seeking geek girls preferred. Choir girls need not apply, because I plan on committing a few sins and misdemeanors in my time. I got booted off Match.com for cyber stalking but I'm better now."


Buzet speaka English good. He likes long walks on the beaches, holding hands, and a woman who can "dress wounds". I am hoping those are wounds from cupids arrows hitting him (sigh).

"I am looking for someone who can hold my attention, keep up with me, and who knows how to dress a wound. I am attracted to a girl with a job and a car. preferably a Camarro. I like to meet big american girl."


If you don't believe me just click on the link, if you wait long enough you can even get one for half price, SCORE!

2 comments:

Jonathan and Kiri said...

HAHAHA Wow! I laughed for about an hour over this one. I'm pretty sure the second one is a terrorist going off the "dress a wound" bit...Yikes!! That is hilarious! Men can mail order a beautiful Russian but apparently we, women, get slim pickins when it comes to purchasing a companion!

Original Kos said...

Oh my gosh. This is the craziest thing ever. There are some real kooks out there...thanks for showing them to me.