Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Looking for a HUSBAND?

Well the great news is that you can mail order a husband today! That's right, this is the discussion we had in my psychology diagnosis class, how if you Google "mail order husbands" (make sure your safe search is on!) and click on the first link http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/ ...man there are some keepers. Here are some of my favorite!

Bertram looks sweet but he is a devil in disguise. This feller here is a wild one!

"Clyde seeks Bonnie to be partners in crime... I am a trouble maker! Techno-hedonist prone to psychobabble and taking stupid risks. Fun craving, riot inciting, thrill seeking geek girls preferred. Choir girls need not apply, because I plan on committing a few sins and misdemeanors in my time. I got booted off Match.com for cyber stalking but I'm better now."


Buzet speaka English good. He likes long walks on the beaches, holding hands, and a woman who can "dress wounds". I am hoping those are wounds from cupids arrows hitting him (sigh).

"I am looking for someone who can hold my attention, keep up with me, and who knows how to dress a wound. I am attracted to a girl with a job and a car. preferably a Camarro. I like to meet big american girl."


If you don't believe me just click on the link, if you wait long enough you can even get one for half price, SCORE!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Saturday, December 27, 2008

dEliLa!

Delila has loved having me home for the holidays! All she wants to do is crawl under the blankets with me and sleep. She goes straight for the warmest spots, either next to my computer blowing out hot air, my feet, or in between my legs!

Christmas

The best part of Christmas? TalKinG to ELDER MARBLE! He is So hApPy! He said that this is the best time of his life and that he is learning sO mUcH!



My aunt made an uGlY SwEaTer SteVEn for our cousins party! You can't see it but she put a little halo on his head! He came to all the family parties with us for Christmas and we took pictures with him in it.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Stock the Stockings

Rachel came home from Thanksgiving in Portland with the best Christmas present EVER! Stockings in the shape of high heels and boots! That's right! We each had our own stocking to match our personalities with our initials on it!!!
My red high heel with fish net stockings and a bright green feather garter!Rachel's knee high black boot with white laces and a white garter!

Bethany's pink stiletto boot with creme stockings and a lace garter!

Thanksgiving


The best part of the holidays? FAMILY

Grandpa
Grandma & the Aunties

The Girls

The Joys of Finals

My pile of books that are needed to complete 2, yes two!, presentations for my marriage classes. Thank heavens there are millions of books written on marriage topics because I am taking 2 marriage classes. All I have to say is that I somehow better find me a husband now that I know what I am doin! .....Actually, let's just say that it is a work in progress and that I'll never know what I am doing, lol!
Bethany and I decided what better to do than to have a movie marathon night while she completed her project, a quilt for her boyfriend. I don't know what I would rather be doing, sewing a massive quilt or typing away on my computer!
Thankfully, we were able to get our Christmas decorations up! Love Christmas, the smells, the spirit of the season, the beautiful lights, it all just gives me a warm feeling.